The whole earth is bad without football

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After experiencing the most fearful days of the epidemic, the world's football league seems to be eager to restart, the spiritual life of all mankind, because the lack of a game has become bad.

At present, the European league is still waiting for the situation to recover from the epidemic. However, in China, a plan to restore the league is under way. As we all know, we can live without football for a day, but a few months is the limit.

In the days when there was no ball to watch, the divorce rate rose dramatically. For married families, if there is a way to raise a husband a good one

A hobby that promotes family harmony without increasing an affair, turn him into a fan. Beer, cigarettes, peanuts, after a fierce game, the television next to the hard Shouting for dozens of minutes, the man's natural aggression was released, the rest is a baby sleep pillow, so let women rest assured.

In the days when there was no football to watch, men and women were isolated at home and spent their spare time fighting each other. No wonder some cities in China have just been unsealed and the civil affairs bureau's divorce registry is exhausted, which is the crime of football's long absence.

Days, not to have a new game classic lens is no ball ball evaluation of public spending the time and time again, tens of thousands of fans, and the aftertaste, some classic moments you know the ending, but now you were forced to aftertaste, until finish all gone bad, this for over the football world, for another man, eat leftovers and not very pleasant process.

In the days without the league, the stars gradually become dim, which take the world high salary of the stars, suddenly overnight will be the club to negotiate a pay cut.

More overnight was eager for sale, the so-called high salary, in under the auspices of lost sponsors pr packaging, not the sponsors and ticket revenue, many commercial type star or excessive commercialization star are nothing, when cannot rely on the spotlight performance to make money, a lot of unskilled star became take-out delivery, more in addition to all kinds of fancy for boring at home fitness pose no other work to do.

Damn the epidemic, damn the lockout, the whole world has been turned upside down by the little soccer ball, so when the time comes to restart the league, how about rewarding yourself with a three-cup penalty? ​​​​